1) Bochy ejected on the near pickoff of Manny in the 2nd
2) Timmy K's Manny for strike out 200
3) Velez upends Martin at slide at home
4) NEXT PITCH fastball off Pablo's arm, benches clear
5) Blown call #1, Pablo ruled not hit with pitch, walks on 3-2 count instead
6) Pablo pulls badass move to avoid tag from a glove without a ball
7) Blown call #2 on same the play Nate is called out at 1st when clearly safe
8) Blown call #3 allows Furcal to reach
9) Either ties game on hard shot to right just past Freddy
10) Pablo thinks he's tied the game, slow out of box only gets to 2nd when ball falls short
11) Wilson Blake rematch ends with a strikeout swinging
12) Uribe drops easy fly ball in the 10th
13) Uribe hits an 0-2 fastball deep into the left field bleachers for the win……
GAMEBALL and JOKER UMPIRES at GIANTS 8/12
GAMEBALL
LINCECUM
Backs against the wall or some shit like that, whatever literary device you wanna use here is fine by me……alls I know is if we lost today it wouldn't be the end of the world, but it sure woulda felt like it…..and after the last two days of shit, all we had to hang our caps on what the fact that Timmy is the fucking man…..and yes, my friends he is……robbed of the win in the 9th, nonetheless he bought enough innings for the Giants to win it in the 10th…..he may not get the win on the stat sheet, but no doubt about it the most important performer today was TIM…….
TIP OF THE CAP :
WILSON
Another key performer today was Brian who came into the 9th to finish off the inning striking out Manny, then worked his way around an error in the 10th by striking out the side including his nemesis Blake the Bearded Clam
URIBE
Unlike revenge, Redemption is best served immediately and fucking piping hot…..and After failing with the bases loaded TWICE and then losing an easy pop in the sun while wearing glasses on his cap.…..Uribe's redemption came in a blink of an eye……using his patented full body swing he crushed the game ender 10 rows back into the left field bleachers on an 0-2 pitch from Major League Baseball Joint Drug Prevention and Treatment Program Veteran Guillermo Mota….and speaking of Mota….now that Russell Martin is washed up, I bet they can trade Mota and Martin to the Marlins for another fatass pitcher that Alyssa Milano can bang…..
VELEZ
Wasn't at 2nd today…..but he didn't stop there, he crushed a leadoff double that lead to the Giants first run and then managed to piss off Russell Martin with a slide that upended a Martin who decided it was a good idea to jump as high as he could as a runner was sliding into home…..I honestly think Velez didn't mean any harm as he could have done MUCH worse very easily……and he seems to go over and give a gesture to Martin like "hang in there": of course Martin was thinking it was personal and intentional…..and you know what? we could give a shit what Martin thinks……bring it on you fucker
PABLO
Bad move on the jog to first for sure… and a bad week for Pablo…..but really when he did not charge the mound and did not get tossed, was probably the best play he has made this week…..arguably the last player you would want to lose to suspension……
JOKER
DARLING and his Henchmen
This guy is the crew chief of the most fucked up crew of goons I have ever seen…..2 blown calls on Friday, 3 blown calls today, and both games were close and decided by 2 runs……these clowns put themselves in the spotlight without repercussions…I think Ejections are a good way of finding how fucked up a crew is…..if they have to many ejections they either make calls so bad that people HAVE to get ejected, or they have such fragile egos they thumb people left and right………….Amazing enough it was Darlings 1st 2 ejections of the year……but this crew is pretty bad…..Emmels has 3 ejections, Hohn has 9 Ejections, Tichner has 6 for a grand total of 20 Ejections in 2009 from this crew with a total of 129 ejections so far this year in ALL of Baseball……that means that this crew has an ejection about every 5 1/2 games, whereas every other crew averages an ejection about every 14 1/2 games……And Hohn is #1 with Tichner tied for 2nd with Country Joe West……well, its only a game…..and they are human, what are you going to do……Hohn may be a horrible horrible umpire, but he has a soft side…..here is below seen with newly purchased 12 year old bride from Cambodia
SMACK OF THE STICK :
RUSSELL MERDE NATHAN POUFFIASSE JEANSON CONNARD MARTIN JR
You stupid fat fuck…you jump in the air when a runner in bearing down and then when YOU land ON TOP of him you bitch and whine like you are being persecuted……what, the fact that every fucking package document and sign in Canada needs to be in French and English not enough for you???? You still pissed that the Nordiques won their cup on Denver???? Get over it you freak, the world isn't out to get you…..but after your game fell off a cliff…. your own fans and front office are the ones you need to worry about midget boy……somewhere Mike Scioscia is rolling over in his grave....and then eating another cheeseburger.....
WHOEVER PUT ROWAND IN TO PINCH HIT
Is it just me, or does it seem that any young Giants having a good game is pulled with the Leftie Righty bullshit every fucking time????
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(The fine print: There will be cussing and bad taste. This is written with the heat of the moment feel you may have during the game, with rational though sprinkled in now and then. This is entertainment folks, sure there is a lot of truth and I am a genius, but this is all about having a laugh and enjoying the ride…….now lets go heckle Jeff Kent in when he gets inducted to Cooperstown..)
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