GAMEBALL and JOKER--> PADRES at GIANTS 9/9

You know what, screw it….I don't want to watch the replay and you can't make me…..maybe this offseason when I want to relive the pain that has been the putrid performance down the stretch, I will pop in the DVD I burned of this game….Fucking Padres….sans Hairston, Loretta, and Khalil …heck even without Young and Peavy they still find a way to stick a thorn in our side…..The Padres are 9-6 against the Giants this year and 15-25 versus the rest of the division including 4-8 v the Dodgers and 6-10 versus the Rockies…..If the Giants were to play the Padres in a similar fashion as the Rockies and Dodgers, lets say….9-6… they would be just 1game back of the Rockies….but that’s just it….the Rockies have been able to stomp on the lesser teams (as I type they are win in a walk off against the Reds to win their 6th straight)…where the Giants play down to the lesser teams level……yes, the Rockies are coming into town next week but with the Giants now 4 games back

GAMEBALL and JOKER--> PADRES at GIANTS 9/9

GAMEBALL

TORRES

The rarely used spare part got the start against the lefthanded soft tossing Frenchy….and accounted for both of the Giants run's with booming shot to center…..this kid has played well almost every chance he has gotten….too bad he hasn't had many chances…..

TIP OF THE CAP :
MOLINA
A couple hits in a day game after a night game…..man that Posey kid must REALLY suck…..

WILSON
A clean ninth inning for the ….umm….non-save…..

RUNZLER
Looks like he was a bit wild, with 2 walks and a HBP in 1 1/3…but got 3 K's on swing thoroughs ….nasty….

JOKER

BOCHY

OK, no Posey…we get it…..but how many times have you seen a hitter come up with a big hit only to be pulled for a pinch hitter later in the game….Sure Torres has bad numbers versus Righties….but you don't have to be a slave to the matchup….your platooning, double switching , pinch hitting day after fucking day isn’t working….the Giants offense still sucks and Christ, how in the hell can ANYONE get comfortable at the plate…….I swear you could replace Bochy with a blindfolded Chimpanzee with Tourettes and he would win at least 5 more games….of course the Chimpanzee wouldn't cater to the vets…..

SMACK OF THE STICK :
SANCHEZ
Was supposed to be a shot in the arm…..more like a kick to the groin…..Mr "Professional Hitter" took a big fat O fer and popped up to end the Giants "Threat" in the 8th….

FRANNY
Wow, I don't even want to watch this…..Giants get 2 runners on with 0 out down by 2 and YOU BUNT???? Thought Bochy didn't believe in bunting….apparently neither did Frandsen with a pop foul bunt for the 1st out of the innings

FINAL THOUGHTS
Fuck this, sure it ain't over….but its getting close…..Why not us why not now???? Because our veteran hitters suck donkey balls, and the Rockies never lose…..time is short, if the Giants don't bring their A Game over the next 6 games you can write that epitaph…..and hey, maybe you can even shut Tim and Matt down….might be the best situation for the long run……

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(The fine print: There will be cussing and bad taste. This is written with the heat of the moment feel you may have during the game, with rational though sprinkled in now and then. This is entertainment folks, sure there is a lot of truth and I am a genius, but this is all about having a laugh and enjoying the ride…….now lets go heckle Jeff Kent in when he gets inducted to Cooperstown..)