GAMEBALL and JOKER--> DODGERS at GIANTS 9/13
GAMEBALL
PENNY
The Giants have found their late season shot in arm from a man who is two bolts in the neck and a forehead scar away from a Halloween costume. Got some early support with a 2 run shot in the second, but got in and out of trouble in the 4th… the Giants offense put up a single run while failing to break through with a crooked number in the frustrating 4th and 5th…..but Penny was able to keep the potent Dodgers offense in check in a game that could have easily have swung to the Dodgers at any point…..It wasn’t until the Giants broke through with a 4 spot in the 6th that you could take a deep breath and have some confidence we wouldn't see a repeat of the first two days……Penny was even able to make it all the way through seven which means we would only see the best the Giants bullpen had to offer….Good job Pinhead, the only way you could have improved the performance would be to bean Blake and then run over to the 3rd base coaches box and sucker punch Bowa…..
TIP OF THE CAP :
URIBE
Tempted to give it to The UUUUUU…….but with the shellacking the Giants pichers have taken at the hands of the Dodgers, I had to give it to the pitcher…..The UUUUUUU used his full body swing to get the Giants on the board with a 2 run shot. in the 2nd, was in the middle of the 1 run "rally" in the 4th, and then singled to lead off the 4 run 6th…..
ISHI
Looked good at the plate and in the field…. kid is swinging a hot stick…and I am still digging the play he made on the foul ball grounder…..you know he was reminding Bochy that he catches EVERYTHING
WINN
3 Hole, not good….. 2 hits and making me shut up? VERY good…..
THE REST OF THE BATS
I could list everyone, but I will just say that the bats had life today and were abel to sustain the rally through the pitching changes,….
JOKER
AT&T PARK
There is a unfortunate side effect to having a Jewel of a Ballpark in the Most Scenic City on the West Coast…..Dodger Fans……first of all the park is beautiful with great amenities and site lines…..it has become a mecca for baseball fans of all teams, just to be able to experience a game from the shores of McCovey Cove…..second, the location inside the city is conducive to tourism, you can take in a ball game, go out for dinner, go site seeing and all that without much travel….. If you don't believe me, head up to Coit tower right after a ball game, I guarantee you are going to see Giants hats and often the caps of whatever visiting team is in town…well, except for the 12 Padres "Fans" in the world.…….And lastly and most importantly……AT&T Park is safe for Dodger Fans….in stark contrast to the Candlestick days where Beer flowed free and you would see a burning LA Cap at least as often as you see the Grounds Crew drag the infield….With the popularity of the park, many of the fans who could go to Candlestick and have 7 beers, aren't getting to as many games at AT&T Park….and if they do have 7 beers and get Rowdy, often times they would be kicked out as to not upset the sensibilities of the more affluent clientel…..So Dodger fans in droves are making vacation plans around AT&T Park and flood into our city in greater and greater numbers…..really there is only one thing I can think of to do…..make AT&T less friendly to these Fuckers……I will be seeking donations to help fund a charity that benefits the underprivileged…..This charity will help fund tickets to Dodger games for Giants fans, as well as some pocket money and a map to the liquor store closest to AT&T…..to qualify, you must be a "Rehabilitating" offender, you must be a diehard Giants fan with a SF Tattoo as proof…. once we get the ball rolling on this, we should not only make these fans lives a little better, but will likely make AT&T a little less friendly
SMACK OF THE STICK :
WHITESIDE
Bloop hit aside, this guy is useless at the plate and was prone to mental mistakes behind the plate…..The Catchers interference and the dropped "pass ball" on the fake pickoff to 2nd threatened to derail Penny's day…..Penny was able to work through it…..but at this point I can't believe that Posey wouldn't be am improvement….
LONEY
Dude, you missed the ball and then slammed into the Ump….Ump unfazed, while you laid on the ground in pain….good god, is the umpire that much tougher that you????
EXTRA STUFF:
Today was strike out violence day….and seriously, if you ever hit a woman or kid, you are sick fuck……seek help now…..
But anyways, they had Jonathan Sanchez as a figure head….yes, as I joked about the "Ho Hitter"….they ACTUALLY Used it…..Sanchez No Hitter on the Field, you No Hit Her at home…….corny, but I will give them some credit for trying to tie it into baseball….They Really should have had Rowand out there……I can see him now "Giants fans…You hate it when I choke on the field, well… I hate it when you choke at home"…..sheer genious, I shoulda been in marketing…..
EXTRA STUFF II
ok, so I am sitting there and these Boobs walk by….I mean, they had their own zip code and were sticking STRAIGHT out…these suckers woulda poked your eyes out if you got too close.….…..they were attached to a very attractive blonde, who was accompanied by a man with a closely shaved Mohawk……HEY THAT’S COUTURE!!....no, that’s not right……oh yeah, that’s CHUCK LIDELL!!!.... Chuck was a sport signing Autographs, posing for pictures, kissing babies….hell I think he even signed a few babies……nice guy, was cool with the interruptions all game long…..and sorry if my description of your significant other was off color…that’s what the people want….don't hurt me, hurt THEM…and no, I wasn't about to ask the blonde to pose….
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(The fine print: There will be cussing and bad taste. This is written with the heat of the moment feel you may have during the game, with rational though sprinkled in now and then. This is entertainment folks, sure there is a lot of truth and I am a genius, but this is all about having a laugh and enjoying the ride…….now lets go heckle Jeff Kent in when he gets inducted to Cooperstown..)
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