GAMEBALL and JOKER ==> DOGGIES at GIANTS 07/30

GAMEBALL and JOKER ==> DOGGIES at GIANTS 07/30

GAMEBALL

HUFF

"Sabean is a devious genius…..he has wanted Huff on this team for a long time…..but instead of obtaining him last year, he traded for Garko throwing the media, the fans, and competing GM's way off his trail……and when the offseaon began, he didn’t start off handing Huff wads of cash……he went after Nick Johnson knowing he would end up a Yankee and then LaRoche, knowing he would never play in SF…..the whole time Sabean the Genius KNEW that after an off year Huff would be still be sitting there waiting for any chance at a starting job…..So in comes Sabean, with a "well, no one else wants my money" offer, the veritable Homely Chick at the bar at 2AM settle for kinda approach……ahhh, but like those cheesy teenage chick flicks, when Aubrey let down his pony tail and took off those glasses……he was a stunner……the stunner that Sabean knew all along"……..excerpt from the upcoming Authorized Biography of Brian Sabean…..How I Never Won a World Series, but Still Managed to Draw 3 Million Fans a Year……or …….We're In This
But seriously, what a find…..and with 20 HR's in 104 games, he is on a pace for 30 Homers a number only passed by Bonds Kent and Aurillia at Pac Bell/ SBC/ ATT Park…..


TIP OF THE CAP :
TIMMY
Had small bouts of control issues, but after getting out of trouble in the 2nd and 3rd, got a little run support and found his groove….not allowing a runner past 2nd base for the rest of the game……ok TECHNICALLY Furcal passed second……but never made it to THIRD……yeah……that was cool……

RAY
FUCK….at least RAY THREW STRIKES…….

URIBE
Homer got the Giants on the board and got those offensive juices flowing in the bottom of the 2nd...then Gunned Ethier at the plate in the plate in the top of the 3rd

TORRES
Two more hits and a steal……

SANCHEZ
Just for that Relay to nail Furcal……

JOKER

BOCHY

Joker two nights in a row eh???? Bautista….and Sanchez to close it out eh?......yeah, that’s gonna work……those two have as much control as Keith Moon in a Hotel room…..for the kids out there, think Lindsey Lohan in a Pharmacy After Hours……..What point were you trying to prove there Bochy…..yeah, Wilson was unavailable, but just go to Ray and get it over with…Hell even Mota woulda been an improvement over Sanchez and Bautista…was this a cry for help…QUICK SABES GET ON THE PHONE AND GET TREVOR HOFFMAN…….good god, it’s the fucking Dodgers, and you got 40,000+ rabid fans ready to kick your ass if you squander that lead…….and don’t expect Mattingly to bail you out this time…..

SMACK OF THE STICK :
SABEAN
And by the way……I am NOT a proponent of paying for the big fish out there…..but there has got to be SOMETHING you can do…..and a short term fix is fine by me…..you can leave the Major League Roster untouched and maybe move Pegeuro or Fairley or something……and shore up this pen….you got Huff and Torres and maybe Uribe with Career years…..this might not happen next year, and the way this bullpen is looking we need something NOW just to sniff October and keep the rotation from being just worked to death…….

TORRES
Misplay in center helped get Romo out of the game and bring in the clowns……

THE CLOWNS
Bautista and J Sanchez……meh……..


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(The fine print: There will be cussing and bad taste. This is written with the heat of the moment feel you may have during the game, with rational thought sprinkled in now and then. This is entertainment folks, sure there is a lot of truth and I am a genius, but this is all about having a laugh and enjoying the ride…….now lets go heckle Jeff Kent in when he gets inducted to Cooperstown..)



by merkin