Great fucking day at the yard, got the sweep and got in some laughs….not sure which on field reaction was better, Posey looking over embarrassed as we sang the Buster Posey song…or when 3rd Base Coach turned around laughing as we speculated how large of Helmet Sundae we could make from his stylish flapless batting helmet…..either way, pretty sure Kouzmanoff didn't appreciate our wit…yes Kouzmanoff has the hands of an English Goalie….….and props to Mota who signed for me, even though I had handed him the jerk 2x this week….I am such a kiss ass…..
GAMEBALL and JOKER ==> A'S at GIANTS 06/13
GAMEBALL
HUFF
About a clear cut choice as any this year…Not only did Huff go deep twice, he took a page from Nate's playbook at cut down Powell trying to score from first…..I don't know how this guy put up those shitty ass numbers in Baltimore last year, but he is looking like a solid player to me….after starting out slowly he has gotten hot the last month or so and become a revelation in the new look Giants attack…..And added praise as the fashion police as he gave Pat the Bat a heads up after he came out with the wrong cap……Orange Bills on Sunday dude…..nice save Audrey…..
TIP OF THE CAP :
CAIN
A solid but unspectacular 7 to get the W…was hit hard at times, but managed to keep everyone but Cust in check…..
CASILLA
Came in and dealt on a day where Wilson needed some rest…
SANDOVAL
Man, this guy moves around the lineup…..#2 Hole? Man, you find this guy in more holes than Burrell and Huff back in the University of Miami days…..yup, I bet those two were in their share of holes…..but enough about holes….Sandoval came up with 2 walks and a hit…..looks like Panda likes the #2 hole….but it will be a new hole tomorrow, you can't have a Panda in Sanchez's #2 hole everyday……did I say hole enough times yet…
URIBE
The Back half of the Back to Back…
BURRELL
For signing for the kiddies, even though it violated the terms of his probation…..not to be within 100 feet of the kids…..or Seals…..don't ask me why…..I just report……
JOKER
DAVIS
Dude, Rajai almost killed me….I don't know what the fuck he was doing on that play to end the game…..4 run lead……was he going to try to score??? and that ball wasn't even close to falling……My brain was NOT expecting that result and my body didn't know how to react…..I was jumping around and tried to cheer, but my brain told my body to laugh….and all that lead to coughing…..so here I am Jumping Cheering Laughing and Coughing all at the same time……the result, I stopped breathing for about 10 seconds and got lightheaded and had to sit down…..I recovered quickly, but for a second there I thought I was having a stroke……good god Rajai, you almost freaking killed me you JOKER……
SMACK OF THE STICK :
RUNZLER
Setup the A's threat with an airmail down the line
MOTA
Caught Affeldtistis, with 2 more walks today…..add that to the 2 walks from Yesterday and he has 5 walks on the year…..before this weekend…..22 innings 1 walk….this weekend….1/3rd of an inning and 4 walks…..something is broken here,..
ROWAND
Rowand's buddy Huff got a new buddy now that Burrell is in town……looks like the only person left that likes Aaron Rowand is his mother…..and I am not convinced she likes him either (ok that’s the line….sorry about bringing mom into this Aaron, that’s tasteless)…..
MORE HALFIES
OK, so there are WAY too many halfie hats around…..so monkey tells me the secret….THEY ARE STILL MAKING AND SELLING THESE ABOMINATIONS…..good god, I bet the person responsible for this are the same people that hired Radnich for postgame….
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(The fine print: There will be cussing and bad taste. This is written with the heat of the moment feel you may have during the game, with rational thought sprinkled in now and then. This is entertainment folks, sure there is a lot of truth and I am a genius, but this is all about having a laugh and enjoying the ride…….now lets go heckle Jeff Kent in when he gets inducted to Cooperstown..)
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