GAMEBALL and JOKER ==> DODGERS at GIANTS 06-29

OK, this team is playing like shit……I am pissed off, frustrated, and don't even want to watch this crap…..can't hit, and the starters… the supposed strength of the team are just average…….BUT sitting at 40-36 with 23 games left against the Padres and Dodgers is a little early for a Russo Rant……

GAMEBALL and JOKER ==> DODGERS at GIANTS 06-29

GAMEBALL

THE BAT

Well at least someone looks like they want to beat LA…..Pat continues his hot hitting ways in a Giants uni with 2 hits and a walk in 4 Plate Appearances including his 5th HR in 61 AB's….You know I am getting sick of hearing about his defense….its not gold glove for sure, but he does fine out there and if he is hitting I don't really give a fuck….you need to actually SCORE runs to win games, and god forbid you fall behind the opposition……you can have 50 webgems out there and still lose 1-0…….so ride the hot hand and keep running him out there every goddamn day…..and if he cools off…..well let him hit his way out of it…..he has earned at least as much leash as Rowand was given……..

TIP OF THE CAP :
TORRES
All he does is score runs in the first inning…..just wish he could do something in the next 8……

PEN
Great effort for naught again…. 4 innings of shutout ball from Mota, Runzler, Romo, and Affelt…….

JOKER

PANDA

Man, I was one that thought the whole camp Panda thing was a bad idea…you don't make someone's personal shit public……..if you are going to get him to work out to make a media spectacle out of it…….thats why fat chicks invented Curves……so they can be fat and sweaty in private…….now the whole thing looks like it backfired…..I don't klnow if Pablo is really heavier……but I know the worse Pablo hits the fatter he looks……now you got Pablo dropping his nightly Deuces on the bases…this kid better have a thick skin, cause the fans are going razz him…..self doubt is gonna creep in…..and the whole thing could implode…..…I said it yesterday and say it again today…..the Giants don’t go anywhere without Pablo…..and not only has Pablo got a .234/.290/.345 line since May 1st…..but despite that, I do have faith he will turn it around……but who knows when…..maybe not even this season……but if he continues to play like this, you got to consider benching him in favor of other alternatives……at least losing playing time might motivate him to shed some weight and refine his game……you can try to coach and talk all you want, but actions speak louder than words…….

SMACK OF THE STICK :
CAIN
Man, we needed Cainer to nut up and give a performance worthy of an all star berth……but instead on the 5th, he makes a bad location mistake to Loney grooving a belt high fastball to Loney for a 2 run single that changed the game…..good god, why is it every time there is a big moment, Giants pitchers miss location and leave one on a tee for the hitters???

MOLINA
Looking slower and slower every day,….and not on the bases, I mean behind the plate….I swear since the Posey call up, looks like Molina is just going through the motions……time to play Whiteside or Posey behind the dish and let Molina try to get work elsewhere….hey, I hear Just My Sizeis looking for a new spokeswomen for their new line of sports bras…..

RENT
Dropped the ball that woulda nailed Manny in the 1st, and got the GIDP before the Giants could even try to put together a threat in the 7th


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(The fine print: There will be cussing and bad taste. This is written with the heat of the moment feel you may have during the game, with rational thought sprinkled in now and then. This is entertainment folks, sure there is a lot of truth and I am a genius, but this is all about having a laugh and enjoying the ride…….now lets go heckle Jeff Kent in when he gets inducted to Cooperstown..)




by merkin