GAMEBALL and JOKER--> GIANTS at PADRES 04-20

Happy 420 everyone (especially you Timmy)…too bad the offense looked like they were more interested in microwave burrito's and Flamin' Hot Cheetos than hitting the damn balll…. Sorry, I don't get involved in this stuff….420 was invented or at least came to my attention about the same time that I stopped "participating"…… and by the way, I have personally seen the Physician's Desk Reference (PDR) Herbal Medicines, one of the authorities tomes on medicine… and the first line of the Cannabis entry reads…..There are 420 psychoactive compounds in Cannabis (paraphrased)…….

GAMEBALL and JOKER--> GIANTS at PADRES 04-20


GAMEBALL

SANCHEZ

#4 starter? Hell the way things are going, Sanchez isn't just a #3 on this staff, he is looking like a #2 only behind the 2 time Cy Young Stoner himself…WOW…....I mean look at these stats…tonight 1 hit 10k's this year.12.6 K's/ 9 IP,. 0.98 WHIP, 0.164 BAA, Still walking too many, but when you got a K/BB ratio 3.38 its hard to find fault….Not enough for the win however….heck was even tagged with the loss, but you can't fault the effort……Good job on the GAMEBALL Jon and keep it rolling, the Giants will score a run from you….someday……

TIP OF THE CAP :
SCHIERHOLTZ
On a day of near nil offense, Nate set up the game tying run in the 8th with a leadoff triple…..too bad no one wanted to cooperate with you…..

HUFF
Single to move Torres to 3rd with 1 down in the 9th, sweet play on foul ball giving up the body….who is this guy, and who is the shitty ass player I was reading about this offseason….obviously they weren't talking about HUFFER…..see, he's even got a nickname…..

PANDA
Did his part with 2 hits and a 9th inning walk…..

ROMO
Bounce back from Sunday with a clean frame

SHARKS
The Sharks managed to score and take home a squeaker …

JOKER

3xFU's

WHITESIDE!?!?! DAMMIT!!!
MOLINA!?!? FUCK!?!?!!
URIBE!?! YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME
WELL FUCK, the only thing more frustrating than watching a pitching performance like that go to waste, is when you actually get 3 shots to get the tying run in from 3rd in the final 2 innings of the game and fuck it up all three times…..I mean come on….what are the odds……the odds are fucking ridiculous….I mean, let me break this down for the mathematically inclined….I went to Tom Tango's site and looked up the 27 base out states and the chance of scoring a run from 3rd when giving three chances is actually 100%*.....of course then you read the fine print….."*These are purely statistical models and do not apply when talking about pitiful offenses like the San Francisco Giants"….man that Tom Tango is one smart mother fucker…..and we got a trio of JOKERS….



SMACK OF THE STICK :
VELEZ/ BOWKER
Ever hear of picking up your teammates???? Well, Bowker and Velez found Molina Urbie and Whiteside a little too heavy to lift

RENTERIA
2 GIDP…..better watch your ass when Freddy Sanchez comes back….at least until Sanchez hurts himself again……


HUFF
Honestly, you can't reasonably fault him for catching the ball that allowed the tag up and eventual only Padres run……but you know what, I am not held to the laws of reason and if Huff doesn't make that GAMER play, and the way Sanchez was pitching??? Very likely that run never comes around to score…..but who knows……and JT Snow would taken out at least 1 camera man and gotten 6 phone numbers….all you get is welt on your back and a smack of the stick


PS Yes, I know its not really 100%...its a joke....calm down, really its more like 85-90%, probability is not additive...

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(The fine print: There will be cussing and bad taste. This is written with the heat of the moment feel you may have during the game, with rational though sprinkled in now and then. This is entertainment folks, sure there is a lot of truth and I am a genius, but this is all about having a laugh and enjoying the ride…….now lets go heckle Jeff Kent in when he gets inducted to Cooperstown..)




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