GAMEBALL and JOKER--> ASTROS at GIANTS 05/16

GAMEBALL and JOKER--> ASTROS at GIANTS 05/16

GAMEBALL

TORRES

Gotta love this guy…forgotten Tigers prospect that never got much of a chance is just 32 years young…..and still full of fire and nothing in his track record that says he can't hit……plays all three OF positions…can swipe a bag and even pop a homer or two….and today following a shaky top 1/2 of the first, got the Giants on the board with a 2 run shot over the bricks in right….3 starts vs 3 right handers in 3 days….gotta keep him in that lineup…….good work Andres, and here is today's GAMEBALL….and thanks for the Auto on Saturday….went out of his way to come over right before the game and sign the only dude that was asking……

TIP OF THE CAP :
ROWAND
Hit a shot to center to give the Giants insurance that they needed…..and on a day where the opposing pitch count was low…..actually worked 19 pitches in 4 plate appearances…..

AFFELDT
Had a solid outing and got the ball to the closer with the lead

WILSON
Finally threw an offspeed pitch to Matsui…

JOKER

ZITO

Not for his on field performance….he actually did well enough to get his team leading 6th win….. but good god, I can't make this guy look any more freaking queer than he does to himself….if you didn't hear his "voicemail" on KNBR….click here….. Man this unicorn thing is out of hand…..buy him a Rainbow Bright playset and so he can have a fucking Tea Party already…… good god…. he is 8 year old girl trapped in a professional baseball players body……hope he got his tickets to the Justin Bieber concert already….and the fucked up think is you can totally picture him at that concert…can't you…..

SMACK OF THE STICK :
WILSON
Got in trouble again in the 9th…..allowing the tying runner to get to 3rd AGAIN before getting the save……this time it was only a 7 pitch at bat to Matsui…….



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(The fine print: There will be cussing and bad taste. This is written with the heat of the moment feel you may have during the game, with rational though sprinkled in now and then. This is entertainment folks, sure there is a lot of truth and I am a genius, but this is all about having a laugh and enjoying the ride…….now lets go heckle Jeff Kent in when he gets inducted to Cooperstown..)




by merkin