GAMEBALL and JOKER--> PADRES at GIANTS 05/11

GAMEBALL and JOKER--> PADRES at GIANTS 05/11

GAMEBALL

HUFF

On a night of frustration it didn't take much to get that GAMEBALL….. an inside out single to left to plate the Giants 1st run??? Nah, I got him here because he is the flabbiest whitest man I have ever seen try the old Chili Davis routine with the bat…..ahhhh, brings me back to the days of AstroTurf and Bo Knows Nike commercials…..… good stuff you goofy fuck…..and why do I picture Huff icing that leg with a 12 pack of Coors Silver Bullets in the clubhouse…….

TIP OF THE CAP :
MOLINA
2nd multi walk game of the year……already as many as last year….2 games…..

BULLPEN
Wasn't always pretty, but the did the job and kept the Padres off the board for 4 innings…..

URIBE
Got the other RBI with a 2 out drive into triples alley…..

DEROSA
Hey, at least the guy got it checked out and is sitting down instead of hurting the team…..hard to swallow something like that I am sure…..and hey its physical and not mental…that’s good because you can fix the physical…if it was a mental problem, we might have to ship you to the Blue Jays…..

JOKER

ZITO

Well for everyone who has been waiting for Zito to turn back into a Pumpkin….well, the cracks were showing tonight…. hell you couldn't find that plate even if it was made of Dave Matthews' Pussy….but don't worry Z Fans…its just one game and surely there is some magic left is that Unicorn implanted in Zito's ass….and as a G Fan….I will be cheering for him…cause when he is dealing, it is pretty fucking awesome…..I just hope I am wrong and he doesn't turn back into a JOKER ……

SMACK OF THE STICK :
ROWAND
Speaking of turning back into a joker, after leading the game off with a walk….proceeded to take an 0 for 4 including a couple K's with runners in scoring position…..

TORRES
On the heels of the DeRosa news, the opportunity for lots of playing time is there for you……..way to capitalize with a 0 fer…..well, at least you didn't loose any popups in the wind…..

SABEAN
DeRosa….FSanchez…what the hell…..tired of signing players off a career year or signing players right before they retire…..NOW Brian has figured out that if he signed INJURED players then its not his fault…..if the team does poorly he can use them as an excuse….brilliant…..wonder if Sabean took out a hefty insurance policy on these guys….hmmmm, little suspicious if you ask me…..

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(The fine print: There will be cussing and bad taste. This is written with the heat of the moment feel you may have during the game, with rational though sprinkled in now and then. This is entertainment folks, sure there is a lot of truth and I am a genius, but this is all about having a laugh and enjoying the ride…….now lets go heckle Jeff Kent in when he gets inducted to Cooperstown..)




by merkin