GAMEBALL and JOKER--> ROCKIES at GIANTS 5/2

GAMEBALL and JOKER--> ROCKIES at GIANTS 5/2

GAMEBALL

TAT DUDE

Bad day, and a bad inning to be brought up….but you deserve your props…..what goes through your head to do something like that??? "Well, I am going bald…. how can I make sure I will never get a real job?"…. well, I think you found it… and good god that musta hurt…. and aren't there toxins and shit that can leek into your brain and give you brain damage…. then again, I guess if you are someone that not only thinks that a scalp tat is a good idea, but has the balls to actually go through with it, I don't think brain damage is a major concern…..so for your gameriocity, you get today's GAMEBALL……now quit drinking Jager before you wake up with a tat on your wanker…..

TIP OF THE CAP :
HUFF
Just as he was losing the early season good vibes from all the hustle and surprisingly solid defense….Huff has hit a pair of BOMBS over the bricks showing that AT&T may steal some of your home run sock, but there is still enough strength left in those flabby white guns of yours to launch a few out of ATT…….

DOWNS
What the fuck? When did this guy learn how to hit and can he teach the rest of the team when he has some free time?

WELLEMEYER
Excelled out of the pen…now stay there……


BALLPARK FOOD
Yummy, Hamburguesa con Queso….MMmmmm Mmm

JOKER

BOCHY

OK, this one goes to the top….. in a 1 run game with the opposing pitcher dealing, you turn to the weakest link in the pen with the game on the line….sure it was only the 5th inning, but this is bullshit…. you had a rested Runzler and a leftie at the plate…..and you coulda gone to Affeldt or Romo who had the day off before and would get the day off tomorrow….and when the two of them DID appear, they went a combined 16 pitches and 1 inning…..I have to assume Wilson was available to close, as Joaquin was sent down to make room for Rowland…..If you are going to bring someone into that sticky situation, make it a live arm, and you can use Medders to start a clean inning……and good god, Rowand is back ….no minor league rehab, no nothing and no only does he jump straight into live pitching, he is at the top of the lineup seeing a pitcher that the Giants lineup had 2 career at bats against…..and it showed as he looked helpless flailing at 0-2 pitches for strike 3 the first two times up……man, this veteran loyalty is bullshit, Torres has been hot for the last 2 weeks, get his ass back in there you JOKER……

SMACK OF THE STICK :
SANCHEZ
Just when you thought he turned a corner….. The good old Jonathan we know and love was back…..2 innings back to back Jonathan nibbled his way into hitters counts and walks…..stuff as nasty as ever, but Jonathan just seemed to lose composure in the 4th after the error…..after a quick DP, he hit Giambi and then proceeded to walk 3 hitters back to back to back each on full counts to give the Rockies a gift run….. and then in the 5th after quickly getting 2 outs….he issued a 4 pitch walk and a single to Tulowitski and Sanchez hit the showers …..

MEDDERS
Man, 2 on and 2 out, and no only do you throw Sanchez's ERA under a bus, but the teams chances……good job, jackass

ROWAND
See Bochy

MERKIN
Well, this sweep wasn't prefaced by me calling out there best hitter……but I was all over Melvin Mora's ass from the 1st row on 3rd base……I think that RBI single was to shut me (and Monkey) up…..and good god, Monkey was so good today, I WAS GETTING ANNOYED…….thought the Umpire was gonna give her the Heave Ho for being Obnoxious …..


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(The fine print: There will be cussing and bad taste. This is written with the heat of the moment feel you may have during the game, with rational though sprinkled in now and then. This is entertainment folks, sure there is a lot of truth and I am a genius, but this is all about having a laugh and enjoying the ride…….now lets go heckle Jeff Kent in when he gets inducted to Cooperstown..)




by merkin