GAMEBALL and JOKER--> NATS at GINTS 06/24

The object of the game is simple…..hell the object of almost ANY game is simple…score more than the opposition…..of course that means you ACTUALLY SCORE……and lately the Giants have had as much luck scoring as Ray Ratto (stole that one) at a lesbian bar……..but that all changed tonight in a magical magical inning where the Giants actually got consecutive hits, but runners actually touched home plate without being "put out" ……now, after consulting the rulebook….I am pretty sure that give the Giants a run…..but honestly, I am a bit dizzy from excitement and its been so long….I really can't remember what a Giants run looks like…..

GAMEBALL and JOKER--> NATS at GINTS 06/24

GAMEBALL

TOAD

Well, pitching we got……so the Toad gets the GAMEBALL not just for his arm but for his BAT…..
Molina and Rowand have already made the first two outs in the innning……0-2 count on the pitcher…….curveball on the outside corner and a little flick into Right….and so it begins……yes the Toad got the rally started and then came around to score the Giants first run in 57 games…….amazing….

TIP OF THE CAP :
GLASS FREDDY????
Shot a double down in the corner to score…..multiple runs in a single play??? No pretty sure that’s not allowed…..I think Renteria was sent back to 3rd on the play……not sure…..

RENT
Ugly, but put bat on ball to get the Giants on the board…..

PANDA
Ringing Double off the Left field wall to make it 4 on the board….

TORRES
Proof that Bochy not only reads GB and JK, but also takes managerial tips from the MERK =) (good god, I and talking about myself in the 3rd person)

HUFF
Hasn't played outfield since before the last Giants run(have I beaten this to death yet)…..didn't look really really bad out there….actually looked halfway decent……surprising…..but come on….its flyballs how bad could it be??? what did expect….him to fall on his face while kicking balls over the outfield wall???....well, I guess I was thinking he would be better than those guys with the helmets before the game trying to catch fly balls from a pitching machine…..but not by much……

JOKER

BIG HEAD

Fucking Bochy….at least he finally moved Torres to leadoff……and backed off Sanchez to 3rd…….and after 1 game the Huff experiment worked out well, of course now that Renteria is back on the shelf we won't have to watch that experiment anymore…..or hear about moving Panda and Sanchez around the infield……
now if Bochy could get a fucking clue and get that Rowand out of the lineup…at least SOMETIMES……I mean what's the point….we know when he is hot he is hot….but when he gets cold its downright Ugly……
in 2008 he had 2 good months before imploding….
in 2009 he had 3 good months before imploding…..
here we are in 2010…and after a brief hot streak it looks like it is already implosion time already…..now maybe he gets hot, but when you have alternatives……YOUNGER alternatives…..that MAYBE not only get hot but STAY hot and get MUCH NEEDED MAJOR LEAGUE AB"S……come on Bochy……When Nate gets healty and Poseys' super two status is not a threat…..you got a flexible roster……so use it…..

SMACK OF THE STICK :
RENTERIA
Stretch and Drink water…..dammit

ROWAND
4 AB's….1 K….9 pitches seen….hack much? and of all hitters with enough At Bats to Qualify for a batter title??? who is the Hackiest in the National League???.....No Aaron is actually only 2nd to last with 3.27 pitches per at bat….the Hackiest…..Pedro Feliz…… NOW I KNOW WHO HE REMINDS ME OF…he is PEDRO….with a FAT PAYCHECK and LESS POWER…….FUCK ME…….


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(The fine print: There will be cussing and bad taste. This is written with the heat of the moment feel you may have during the game, with rational though sprinkled in now and then. This is entertainment folks, sure there is a lot of truth and I am a genius, but this is all about having a laugh and enjoying the ride…….now lets go heckle Jeff Kent in when he gets inducted to Cooperstown..)




by merkin