GAMEBALL and JOKER ==> ROCKS at GIANTS 05/31

GAMEBALL and JOKER ==> ROCKS at GIANTS 05/31

GAMEBALL

PANDA

So when I was at the game on Saturday I was sitting near third base and some idiot in like the 3rd row was blathering in a squeaky slurry voice…."Get a Pancake…Donut you like" or some stupid shit….couldn't really understand what the hell he was saying….but it was clear he was heckling our own 3rd baseman….Sure there is a lot of worry with the Giants faithful….talk about his Weight, talk about his eyesight, talk about pitchers adjusting to him…..well….the last one I believe….but I also believe that Pablo is good enough to work out the kinks and adjust back….good god, he is just now hit the 1000 Plate Appearance mark…and he is just 23 years old…..and by the way, he had 3 hits to bring his average up to .293 …..he'll figure it out….

TIP OF THE CAP :
HUFF
Another game of solid D in left and did the best job of making Ubaldo work seeing 25 pitches in 4 AB's and drawing the only 2 Giant talks of the day

BAUTISA
DAZZLING effort for a scrub at the end of the pen…..could be working his way into more high profile work with the numbers he is putting up……

BOCHY
For not sitting Posey versus Big Bad Ubaldo….gotta let the kid see the very best for him to keep growing….and Ubaldo….well……

VETS
No, not the guys Sabean gives bloated contracts to….US Armed Forces Veterans…..If you love the US and love your freedom….you gotta thank the guys and gals in the line of fire…..yeah, I know…..I'm not a flag waver either…..but you gotta love America….

JOKER

GIANTS ORG

So DeRosa went 0 for 4 with 2 DP's…..in SINGLE A BASEBALL…so the Org is trying to get him to play THROUGH the weird wrist thing…..but something like that is not only going to bother him physically but it has burrowed its way deep into his skull….. ..Now I don’t know exactly what the heck is wrong with the wrist but it looks pretty nasty… click and watch video if you haven't seen it do its thing (1:25 part of video)….I say get some staples and glue in him and let him rest up for next year……but more importantly HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW THIS WHEN YOU SIGNED HIM…..good god…..the more I follow this team, the more I think its being run by JOKERS….

SMACK OF THE STICK :
UBALDO
OK, the Giants are the pitching team….the Rockies have the sluggers…..so what the FUCK is Ubaldo doing??? If you weren't familiar with his stuff before…..well, you should be now…..an NASTY 98 MPH TAILING fastball that he could probably throw 100% of the time and end up with a sub 3.00 ERA…..but he also adds a Slider Curve and a Split and can throw them all for strikes….when this fucker has his control he is the best pitcher in the league and give the Rockies the ACE every team wants…..even Lincecum on his best day isn't going to compare to the raw nasty of Ubaldo….fucker……

LINCECUM
Hey, not going to bag on Timmy today….I will left everyone else dissect and diagnose what is wrong with Lincecum……hey, this isn't the first time this kid has had a control issue….going into his senior year of College, control was the big hurdle….now he has been light years away from that raw kid……but remember that was still just a few years back and pitching is all about feel…..and he isn't feeling it……..and although his control has been erratic, the stuff is still there…..and remember this time last year….. Timmy was 4-1 with a 3.01 ERA and 1.22 WHIP….this year so far…..5-2 with a 3.14 ERA and a 1.19 WHIP…..


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(The fine print: There will be cussing and bad taste. This is written with the heat of the moment feel you may have during the game, with rational thought sprinkled in now and then. This is entertainment folks, sure there is a lot of truth and I am a genius, but this is all about having a laugh and enjoying the ride…….now lets go heckle Jeff Kent in when he gets inducted to Cooperstown..)




by merkin