GAMEBALL and JOKER--> PADRES at GIANTS 05/12

Fucking PADRES???? The Pads have been the Giants Kryptonite, as the Giants are now 0-5 versus the Padres and 18-9 versus everyone else in the goddamn league….good god, the Fucking Padres??? A punchless penniless team from laid back San Diego with a fucking Priest as its mascot???.....The same team that hosts more Giants fans than Padres fans for home games…… ……..I swear its like the goddamn Bunny in the Holy Grail…. harmless little goddamn fuzzy bunny …..

GAMEBALL and JOKER--> PADRES at GIANTS 05/12

GAMEBALL

TORRES

Another frustrating night…….but Andres flashed more leather than the Power Exchange on a Saturday night……grabbing a Hairston popup before crashing into the stands in the 4th, and then ranging to catch a low pop from Headley to lead off the 6th….both great plays…..add that to actual honest to god RBI single and a walk and that’s good enough for a gameball…

TIP OF THE CAP :
BULLPEN
Wasn't especially close considering how this offense has sputtered…..but 2 1/3 scoreless would have kept a team that can score runs in the game

MOLINA
2 hits…. 19 pitches in 4 plate appearances? OBP actually higher than your AVE???? What the hell?

HUFF
2 hits….

JOKER

CAIN

Didn't get much support from the offense…..but hey, he pitches for the Giants……and when you walk 6 and strike out 3 you ain't going far……Cain looked as raw as they come tonight struggling at times to throw strikes and leaving hittable pitches in the zone for the Pads to whack…..The Giants lean on their starters and when they don't perform its going to be a long night….


SMACK OF THE STICK :
HUFF
and 2 DP's……

ROWAND
Ugg….that hot streak didn't last long…..

DOWNS
Took at 0 for as well

BOCHY
Nate has GOT to move up the lineup…..I swear the 7-8 hitters are kicking the 1-2 hitters asses…..

LATOS
Hey you been around the the NL West long enough to know the deal……yes balls go out in Right….then don't go out in Left……in fact…. that’s the Giants players parking lot……So you just huck a ball over the stands into a parking lot??? Dumbass…..you better cut Flem a check for his sunroof…..


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(The fine print: There will be cussing and bad taste. This is written with the heat of the moment feel you may have during the game, with rational though sprinkled in now and then. This is entertainment folks, sure there is a lot of truth and I am a genius, but this is all about having a laugh and enjoying the ride…….now lets go heckle Jeff Kent in when he gets inducted to Cooperstown..)




by merkin