GAMEBALL and JOKE 06/05 GIANTS at MARLINS

GAMEBALL and JOKE
06/05 GIANTS at MARLINS

GAMEBALL

PANDA

HOLY SHIT……PANDA POWER…….so that what happens when you swing at pitches in the Zone…..I mean GOOD GOD this kid has pop……no extension whatsoever, basically the knob of the bat 2 inches from his Panda Belly….and it was a laser shot into the right field seats……Nice to have instant runs once in a while…..and although the Giants wouldn’t score again, the timing of the HR gave the Giants enough momentum to take them to the win…….BTW, that that’s the second HR by a Giants 1st baseman….

TIP OF THE CAP :
MEDDERS
Critical point in the game, nutted up and was able to get out of a 2 on, 0 out situation with on the one run across

ROMO
Woo Hoo….hell yeah…..nice to have the Wiffleballer back in action…..and he looked as good as we all remember, dazzling and bouncing his way through 2 critical innings with barely a whimper from the opposition…….This means we see less of Howry in critical situations?...hell that’s worth at least 5 points off my blood pressure……

ROWAND
Keeps on ticking…..14 game streak, 8 multi hit games…..and batting .302…YES that was….THREE ZERO TWO……..Simply amazing……

BURRISS
Looks like we got a gold glover in the making……tonight with one spectacular play turned airmail but immediately made up for it with another flipped to 2nd for the out….but really, you are here more for yesterday's omission more than anything……

ZITO
Dipped into his sack of magic curveballs and got the job done for 6 semi-solid innings…….hey…..a win is a win……

JOKER

WILSON

GOOD GOD WILSON, That was the longest scoreless inning in the history of baseball he proceeded to walk the based loaded before finally getting out of it…..literally a non stop 16 minute thrill ride (that would extrapolate to a 4 1/2 hour 9 inning game)
Dude, you are supposed to be GETTING BETTER not WORSE…….
Instead of emulating Nen or Beck, you have decided you would rather pitch like Brantley or Garrelts……hell if it wasn't for a gimme out with the sac bunt, a border line check swing, and a generous strike zone……you probably would have walked in the winning run…….
So put down the goddamn plastic fake guitar, and concentrating on your mechanics…….or maybe your twitter buddy can go visit Narnia and get you a magical +2 rosin bag of control, or perhaps the mystic cleats of hard breaking curveballs

SMACK OF THE STICK :
MARLINS FANS
OK, so nobody in the stadium……do we HAVE to have the microphones turned to sensitive so you can hear every stupid freaking noise?????
It doesn't make it sound like the park is full, it makes it sound like the park is full of retards…….I swear to god, who the fuck kept yelling TIMMY!!!!
Ok, who is Timmy….well maybe they are saying Jeremy for Hermida…..no…..they are definitely saying Timmy…….
And THAT was the coherent stuff coming from the stands…….really most of the crap you can hear sounds like Tibetan Monks reading Dr Seuss, with a few small animals being tortured for good measure……

SPONGETECH
OK what the FUCK???? I've seen ads all over major league baseball….and now RIGHT BEHIND THE PLATE in MIAMI????
Are sponges such a good business that you can buy premium advertising space now?
OK, maybe its some big ass company offering contract services like Aramark or something
WRONG…..don't even give them the gratification of going to the site……
IT’S A GODDAMN "INFOMERCIAL-STYLE" PRODUCT…..good god…..has baseball advertising sunk to this level?
Is it just a matter of time before we visit Sham WOW Park, or ChiPet Stadium, or maybe even…..Flobee Field……