GAMEBALL and JOKE 06/30 GIANTS at CARDINALS

WTF was THAT….Giants up against a tough pitcher proceed to slap the snot out of him….hell the Giants beat Carpenter so badly you would think he was an Iranian Protester (TOO SOON!!!)…..ok…lets try that again……the Giants ran over Carpenter like it was 1989 Tianamen Square…..(come on, its been 20 years…..)……But back from the land of severely bad taste……this Giants team suddenly has the look of a contender…..Sandoval anchoring the attack…..Rowand and Schierholtz stinging the ball……Renteria, Molina, Winn, and Ishi all chipping in…..hell even if Uribe does a .250 15-20 from 2nd at least he is contributing…..add to this a starting staff from hell and a solid solid bullpen….and this team gives you the feeling that something good is going to happen….and the great part is….looking at the farm, this is JUST the beginning……So smile for a moment Giants fans, no longer are we wondering about next years draft for entertainment…..heck we might glance an eye to the minors for a moment to check in…..but the Major League team is taking its rightful place….front and center…….and that’s 5-2 with 40 runs scored and 19 allowed since Sanchez was yanked from the rotation…..who knew Jonathan was holding back our offense too?

GAMEBALL and JOKE
06/30 GIANTS at CARDINALS

GAMEBALL

EDGAR

Wow this was a tough one…..could go a bunch of different ways on this.,…so lets give some love to the man who's contribution was most unexpected…..Don't look now, but Edgar looks like his bat just might be getting warm……a cute little 6 game hit streak, is accented by a much nicer looking 11 for 24 with 5 doubles and 5 runs and 9 RBI…..and tonight's 3 hit night included two for clutch 2 out hits with runners on……so good job Edgar…….I think this is actually your first GAMEBALL?????......may many more come your way……

TIP OF THE CAP :
MOLINA
Another 2 multi hit game and couple RBI's and looks like the walkless wonder is back in the productive camp….but does he really HAVE to hit cleanup everynight????

WINN
2 hits gives him 7 for his last 14….and I don’t think any of those hits were righthanded…..(but I'm too lazy to check….

ISHI
His one hit was good for a Double and an RBI…..and no K's

AFFELDT
Pulled Johnson's ass from the fire

ROMO
Pulled Affeldt's ass from the fire

WILSON
Pulled Romo's ass from the fire

JOHNSON
Shut down the Cardinals…..well……except for Pujols…..

JOKER

PUJOLS

I have never seen a hitter so locked in all the time like Pujols…..no…..wait, I HAVE seen it before……where it seemed like whoever the pitcher was, he was powerless to the bat speed, pitch recognition and pure power of this awesome hitter……but last time I saw this, it turned out it was chemically enhanced……Could this be real???? Sure it's possible, but in this "post" enhancement era, you are guilty until proven innocent, especially when you put up cartoon numbers that Pujols is putting up…..Hell Arod was a child prodigy and HE was juicing……what can we think about a 13th round Junior College afterthought who has taken major league baseball by storm……well, I really do hope he's clean, but there will always be doubts….cause how do you prove you DON'T juice……so lets just hope he doesn't get found like Michael Jackson, another 1 glove superstar who was found pumped full of drugs (allegedly)……..

and of course scroll down for the "evidence" or at least what passes for evidence these days…..and don't make me start measuring head size…..


SMACK OF THE STICK :
BOCHY
You figured he would have a lot of practice being the Manager of the Padres aka Bonds Victims for so long…..but apparently he hasn't because after Pujols looks silly to start off a game, apparently he is nails from then on…..with a line shot to 3rd, a double that left a dent in the wall, and 2 SHOTS to left…….…..WALK THE FUCKER ALREADY…..

THE 7 DWARVES
Dwarfs? Dwarves? Fuck, I don't know…..This was my buddy would always call the lineup surrounding Bonds in the post Kent era….so a year after Ludwick, Glaus, and Ankiel chipped in 89 Homers to back Pujols…….Ludwick has 11, Ankiel has 5, and the next best total is 7 from Rasmus…..thats 23 homers after Pujols…..hell the Giants have 23 homers from Rowand, Molina, and Ishikawa…….

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And here is the "evidence." Yes its ridiculous, but after all the Bonds photographic evidence I have seen, it seems apropos