GAMEBALL and JOKE 06/10 GIANTS at DBACKS

GAMEBALL and JOKE
06/10 GIANTS at DBACKS

GAMEBALL

MONEY

Combine Molina's ownage and Davis with the Giants affinity for Chase Field, and you get a nice offensive might……taking a 3-2 fastball on the outside to just to the Right of Center, Molina gave Zito and the Giants a crooked number early……
Don't look now, but slumping MO, looks like he is showing signs of turning back into Money MO with 3 multi hit games in the last 5…..
So Good work Mr Mo…..and lets hope Bochy rests you rnough to keep you fresh for the rest of the season….

TIP OF THE CAP :
BATS
What the FUCK???
ANOTHER game where the bats dominate?
Just hold em to 4 runs and we will take care of the rest?
That’s the 5th game in Chase this year, and the Giants are now averaging 5.8 runs a game, and have scored a minimum of 4 runs…..
.310 AVE, .352 OBP, and those went DOWN today…..Chip in 7 Homers, 16 Doubles, and a triple and it feels like spring training all over again……Keep in rolling for the sweep and bring some of that Desert Air home with you this weekend…….

ZITO
Was far from sharp…..but hey……last year this time this woulda been a L

ROMO
God I love this kid……and he solidifies the pen, and changes the whole tone…..don't think for a moment that his presence doesn't relax the rest of the group

WILSON
Kerpow, Kerpop, Kerplunk……and that’s all she wrote

HOWRY
Thanks for staying home

VALDEZ/ AFFELDT
I love you guys too, just not as much as Romo

JOKER

OFFICIAL SCORER

Wow, that's a tough error…….Sure if that was a Giants centerfielder I would be pissed……but think about this…..
Ball hit right at him, and tailing towards RF, he TURNED his BACK to the play and went straight back to get himself to that spot……now 17 strides later you are 2 feet from the TALL WALL in center, and now in the shadows (if, you got a Tivo, freeze frame it) you turn to catch the ball and think you are about to hit the wall….and it's not there…….
That's why he missed that ball, he was in the shadow of the wall, he was thinking wall, feeling for the wall, the wall wasn't there and his missed the ball……Could he make that play? Yes……SHOULD he make that play? Probably……but that was a long way to go and a lot of shit to deal with……I don't think you can tag that on Young…..you give credit to my man Torres….and yes, I am VERY biased……


SMACK OF THE STICK :
DBACKS GLOVES
Thank you very much for run #1 and for contributing to runs #4 and 5

CHICK ON FIELD
OK, what the HELL was THAT????
Now, don't get me wrong I am all for drunk chicks, but if you are going to run on the field, we have certain rules of engagement……
1) Streaking or flashing is the preferred spectacle…..male or female, exposing yourself while trespassing not only ads entertainment value, it will also add a sex offender "scarlet letter" to your criminal record
2) Short of exposing flesh, you must at least be willing and agile enough to evade security for a minimum of 120 seconds….think of it like a Bull at the Rodeo…..you are gonna get tossed, but the key is to see how long you can prolong the process……
Now, she looked a little young, and we don't want any pre-18 nudity….so she was left with option 2…..unfortunately, she decided she was going to hide behind Chris Young……not effective, he is too tall and lanky to provide adequate cover…..next time, if you are going the hide and seek route, I suggest hiding behind Molina……or at the very least behind Bochy's head…..

FRANDSEN
For nothing more than being snakebit…..also its kinda fun to see the Franny lovers get all upset……but seriously……hope he hits his tail off and turns into Mark Loretta…

RALLY PUMPKIN
Dude, get your act together and get on the road, Kruk and Kuip are asking for it…..now is your time to shine you Media Whore you……