GAMEBALL and JOKE 07/06 MARLINS at GIANTS

Go ahead and vote for Pablo a few times before reading…..
Its ok, I'll wait……


Alright, what a game……Cain staked to an 1 run lead was able to hold the line until the Pablo slam that seemed to be more than enough…..but unfortunately no lead is safe when your closer has a Faux Hawk……

GAMEBALL and JOKE
07/06 MARLINS at GIANTS

GAMEBALL

PABLO

One thing you can say about Panda….this kid has timing……his only hit today came in when it counted the most…..1 run game, 2 out and the based juiced……1-0 Cookie on the inner half and Panda spun on it, and crushed a no-doubter 12 rows up in Left for a 5-0 lead…and he did this just as MLB Network was signing his praises and went to a "live look in" and all this on the first day of the Vote Pablo Campaign……I don't even know what to say……this kid is honestly the most deserving of the 4* candidates for final vote, add that Charismatic Love of the game and you know the execs are drooling over the marketing potential……..So Good Work Pablo…..you have done good by us, and now its our turn to show our appreciation and do good by you……..

* I counted correctly, I don't count Dodgers as candidates

TIP OF THE CAP :
ROWAND
For the funniest move of the day…..grabbing Panda and throwing him back out on the field for the curtain call……

CAINER
The new all star didn't disappoint….far from sharp with his control, he battled anyway and stayed in the game long enough for a decision……

NATE
DAMN, I could watch that highlight over and over……in a one run game, Ross was hunting for his 2nd double…..off the bat I was just hoping for a good bounce and clean pick up to prevent the speedy Ross from going to 3rd…..Nate got the carom, and in one motion made a barehanded stab, turn and fire a shot on the money to nab Ross by inches…..just in time, but clearly NAILED……

MOLINA
Burning it up on the basepaths!!! Double, sac to 3rd, and sac fly to score…….who woulda thunk it…..

ISHIKAWA
1 hit and has gone back to back starts without a K….first time since Apr 22 & 25……that's fucked up right there……

TORRES
A triple and the gun to bail Bonifacio at 2nd to make up for the bad call on Pablo's throw to 1st

JOKER

F**KER

What the FUCK?!?! 3 Run 1 inning saves are the 5 foot putts for Closers….all you have to do is NOT FUCK IT UP!!! The Velocity is there for sure, too bad there isn't much else…..Major League Hitters love hitting fastballs, and when you go 5-6 pitches deep they can get the timing down…..I swear you are Nuke Laloosh with a TV Show, and a stupid haircut……..so as discussed endlessly…. quit fucking around with all that shit, and respect the game……get that offspeed stuff in the game or you will keep getting fans all over your stupid ass……

SMACK OF THE STICK :
WILSON AGAIN
Yes, you are here too you jackass…..I forgot to mention when you DID get the groundball comebacker you threw it 1 foot off the ground and ticketed for centerfield and blown game land…..only great plays from Renteria and Ishikawa kept the game in check

DODGERS/ ANGELS
Aren't you fuckers supposed to hate each other? Yes, these two enemies have formed the most unholy alliance since that Elvis Chick married Michael Jackson …… CLICK HERE TO SEE FOR YOURSELF I guess it makes sense…. it's all one big strip mall down there anyway….

RENTERIA
Wouldn't even have been a save situation if Edgar doesn't boot that ball to lead off the 6th…

DUMMY IN LEFT
Leaning over and grabbing the ball is a no no……lucky it was a no brainer double…..another 1/2 a foot and they might have called that a Jeffrey Maier Homer…….


FRANNY
Awww poor Franny……smoked a line drive that was tracked down by Coghlan…..apparently Franny's luck is so bad that line drive counted for as an 0 for 4…..and is BABIP is -0.075…..



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So that took about an hour out of my life to write, and it takes usually 60-90 minutes every night……
Hope you enjoy and the least you can do is take 5 and VOTE for our PANDA