GAMEBALL and JOKE 5/23 GIANTS at MARINERS

GAMEBALL and JOKE
5/23 GIANTS at MARINERS

GAMEBALL

URIBE

Here we were facing the same old shit on a different night….and then one solid line drive to the gap later a week of frustration broke and emotions let loose…..
Yes, Juan had his first big hit as a Giant, and it came at a great time, as the pathetic Giants offense was ready to return to the clubhouse and avoiding eye contact with any of the Giants Pitching staff……
God that was fucking awesome…..the best win we have had in a while…..hell…it’s the only win we have had in a while


TIP OF THE CAP :
CAIN
Hard Luck Loser?
Try a new moniker on for size…..STOPPER……

JESUS
First Majoe League basehit wasn't exactly the normal variety ….but hey…..he'll take it…..

LEWIS
DAMN this kid has some pop……a half hearted swing with a Charlie Lau finish resulted in a BOMB 18 rows back in the right field stands……man….this kid is a tease of potential……

JOKER

FRANDSEN

Look Franny…..sure you have hit at every level and done everything the organization has asked of you without a complaint…..
But all the AAA hits in the world won't save you from the axe if you can't do shit in the majors……
5 starts in 6 games and zero hits…..you ain't gonna break yout way into the lineup like that
SO get your act together…..
And By the way…..Happy Birthday on Sunday……I hear you are turning Twenty Suck…….

SMACK OF THE STICK :
SCHIERHOLTZ
Goddamn it……just put the bat on the ball and keep it fair……instead you extend the futility with a fucking K…….is it fair to ask the kid to perform after sitting on the bench for so long…..no, but who said life is fair….you take whatever opportunity you get and seize it…….if not……I'm sure the A's could use another Giants outfield retred…..ask Linden, and Rajai Davis how this worked out….