5/16 METS at GIANTS
GAMEBALL
WHITE SHINJO
Bochy hinted at resting Aaron, but the outfield corps were too banged up???
Is that all it took to light a fire under your ass???
After doing his best Shinjo impression for most of 2009, Aaron actually PRODUCED at the PLATE....I know, I know, you don’t believe it.....but its true.....the day after being lynched on the WWW for leaving runners at 3rd twice in a close game Rowand suddly turned into Captain Clutch with a 2 run single and a shot into the left field stands.....
Good job jackass...lets hope Bochy threatens to bench you every game for the rest of the season
TIP OF THE CAP :
BATS
Holy shit, what are you doing this high in the write up.......
If ever there was a game primed for an offensive shut down, it was this one
With an offense so bad, you would think Alex Smith was the Quarterback, the Giants didn’t seem to have a prayer versus the best Non-Lincecum pitcher on the planet......
12 hits and 5 extra base hits, every position player had a hit, and even Aurilia got one off the bench.......
JOKER
RANDY
No Randy, sorry.....not pretty.........
No sir, you got beaten like a Miami hooker on a date with the Sham Wow guy
And sorry kids, slice the data any way you want, this has been a down year for RJ....he has been off more than on.....and when he is off ....you can forget staying in the game.....
The 3rd time in 8 games he gave up 7 runs, and 4th time out of 8 games he has given up 10 baserunners... not exactly what the Giants were expecting......and on a team built on pitching and defense... you can’t have two lefty crapshoots every 5 days.......
So Randy, put that scowl back on your face, and ditch the good guy just savoring his last days, cause that last day may come sooner than you think
SMACK OF THE STICK :
WILSON
Been a day, but my mind goes back.......much like Mando crushed the psyche of that 2006 team.....your performance the last two times out are deflating to fans and players.......I can live with a poor pitching performance or two....but when the mental bullshit plays are accompanied by that LOOK AT ME persona.....people start turning on you.........a full year of converting saves and an all star appearance don’t cut it... this is a “WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR ME LATELY” game.....so take that famous work ethic, work out the mental farts and start fine tuning that changeup....cause if you start performing........we can forget the bad, and all we be forgiven.....and perhaps you can be a worthy successor to the Beck/ Nen legacy.....
METS FANS
Good god, I sat in front of a pair of god-awful Mets fans the other night.....a couple flew in from New York (as she complained about flying all that way and not seeing Reyes)....and quite a couple they were......A VERY LARGE white female......maybe 5’6” 250+ and a smaller hispanic male....maybe 5’6” 150......and oh my god...they were vocal....but not like you think......it was some of the most high pitched, poorly enunciated, barely audible shouting I have ever heard.....backed by that New York City bravado......
1) The pitch of their voiced were perfectly matched, so I had to turn around to tell if it was a guy or girl trying to yell....dead serious
2) I would ask for the Giants fans around me not to yell, just so we could try to figure out what they were yelling.......2 rows behind me......
3) When they were yelling and clapping, you couldn’t hear them over their own clapping
It what turned into a miserable night watching the Mets steal 7 bases and beat the Giants late in the game, they provided endless amusement......
In a voice I could only describe as Frankie Valli with nasal congestion on his death bed, we heard such classics as....
“leh go betra” and “como dahid” and of course “leh go meh” and other non-senical noises in whiney whiney whiney voices
And the Bravdo......they would stay purposefully blocking views of pissed off Giants fans behind them.....and when I took a picture for the purposes of clowning them on this site....he was gracious enough to pose for me........pics pending......
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