GAMEBALL and JOKE 5/15 METS at GIANTS

GAMEBALL and JOKE
5/15 METS at GIANTS

GAMEBALL

JEFFREY

JEFFREY "DON'T CALL ME JEFF" LEONARD
Good to see that ugly puss back at the ballyard
HacMan, Penitentiary Face, 00, Mr Googly Eyes on the Batting Helmet….and '87 NLCS MVP…………
Was the Ying to the Good Ol' Boy Will Clark Yang of that 1987 Team……You could imagine yourself going deer hunting with the Good Old Boy from Bayous of Louisana, you could just as well see yourself getting stabbed in a bar fight by the Mean Kid from the Streets of Philly…..
Forged in the days of the pitiful 84-85 teams, a Vet that grew with the kids of 1986, Jeffrey represented the Bad Boy Arrogant Swagger that was appealing to a teen-age rebellious Merkin……and unapologetic hacker in a time when a walk wasn't nearly as good as a hit…….and Home Run trot that was offensive not just to the opposition, but the same baseball purists who also criticized Griffey Jr for his backwards cap in BP…….
A couple hot streaks at the right time made him famous in San Francisco, and infamous in St Louis……
After calling St Louis a "Cow Town", he became Public Enemy #1 to Cardinals Fans…..Literally clanking their Cow Bells, showered Jeffrey with Boos and at one point beer….after which Jeffrey was quoted….."…its okay, it was light beer…."
Although the 80's certainly wasn't the golden age of baseball, there was still a mythical quality of the unseen…….With only a handful of games on TV, and no Internet, Newspaper and Radio were the primary modes of delivery of baseball……..
and there are Jeffrey Myths to this day I swear are true…..well at least as true as Babe's "Called Shot"
Submitted as myth
1) In 1988 after hitting a home run, Jeffrey abandoned his One Flap Down, for One Finger Up
2) St Louis Catcher Tony Pena was the last of the old guard of catcher, who would talk trash ala Crash Davis in Bull Durham…… During the 1987 NLCS, the TV briefly showed the view from behind the umpire…..Jeffrey slowly wagged his bat over the plate in the face of Pena……there was a message carved onto the bat……which was reported as "FUCK OFF"…….
Ahhh good old Jeffrey…..great to see ya…..even more popular now than he was way back when…….and I am still pissed off about that Ernest Riles trade……ERNEST RILES?????....Hey, Mitchell was getting fat, and needed to move to left……and Riles was the closest thing to a 3rd baseman they could find…….

TIP OF THE CAP :
AFFELDT
DAMN….a impressive performance pulling the Giants asses from the fire….back to back K's with a runner on third and no one out….and after a Intentional Walk…..one more K for good measure……add another scoreless inning……and this was a GAMEBALL worthy performance….too bad they couldn't convert

LEWIS
Looks like he has calmed down and little and quit trying to crush the ball…..kid has "easy power"….just swing the bat…..the power will come…..just look at the nice easy swing resulting in a 430 foot shot……..

AURILIA
Took himself off life support with a couple hits and a hard hit line drive out……

JOKER

WILSON

Fuck Fuck Fuck
I am torn….but this is about the moment….and at this moment you are the JOKER……
a night after being schooled by the Mets baserunners, he brain farted himself AGAIN, with a nice easy throw to third…..too bad Sandoval wasn't 6'4", cause the only guy who had a chance to catch that was Dana Demuth…..and after Dana's calls last night you can be sure he wasn't helping out the Giants…..
Mr Twitter isn't really Mando-like in his handling of the Media……
Mando's problem was always saying the wrong thing at the wrong time…….
Wilson's problem is never shutting up…….
It’s the Twitter, it’s the TV Show, it’s the Radio Show…..good god, you're a 1 time all star and you are in the media more than Paris Hilton……
You are making yourself and easy target……
do yourself a favor…..cozy up to Randy Johnson, or give Bonds a call……lose the media….let them hate you and concentrate on getting that changeup into game shape you JOKER…….
By the way….I am pretty sure they should reshoot that Comcast commercial with the two cute little girls.…..
"A few tips, you're not kicking high enough, you're mechanics are all wrong, snap the wrist, grip with the seams, relax your wrist, palm to the sky, vary your looks, and throw to the base not the player……"
Heh….I think those girls could probably teach Righetti a thing or two….and the haircut is pretty stupid……

SMACK OF THE STICK :
ROWAND
TWICE with less than 2 down, failed to get the runner in from Third….a strikeout and a weak chopper to 3rd……Slap some big orange wristbands on him, and its SHINJO all over again…..of course….Shinjo had better range better style and would hit the cutoff man……

MERKIN
97MPH don't mean shit if you can throw it over the plate…..don't make Bochy go back to Howry….please……pretty please?