GAMEBALL and JOKE 5/1 ROOKIES at GIANTS

(WARNING: the word PENIS is used in tonight's write up, if you won't want to read the word PENIS stop now, this warning is because some people may be offended by the word PENIS)


GAMEBALL and JOKE
5/1 ROOKIES at GIANTS


GAMEBALL

JOHNSON

297 and counting…..and the Unit still can GET IT UP there pretty fast and its STILL HARD enough …You see it is natural when a Man ages, his ABILITY TO PERFORM can be inconsistent…..and after handing out 7 free passes in his last outing the UNIT WAS PULLED OUT by Bochy…..but Randy was far from IMPOTENT tonight, as his imposing figure stood ERECT on the mound he used every TOOL at his disposal and BEAT OFF any offensive threats
So good Job Randy, although you were on the bench for the CLIMAX of the game, you deserved today's WIN and GAMEBALL

PS……PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS


TIP OF THE CAP :
ISHI
FINALLY!!! Ishi did some damage on this cold rainy night at the Stick……errr ATT in MAY…….with a run scoring DOUBLE that woulda cleared the fence most nights……nice to see aggressive hacks from the kid

WINN
Some FINE glove work in Right, and a KEY stolen base in the 3rd to get the Giants their 2nd run

SANDOVAL
2 hits including a Triple that was almost as slow as Molina

WILSON
Was taken to the limit tonight….bailing out Howry/ Affeldt with a torturous 4 out save…….thats 2 for 2 post twitter……

RENTERIA
Hey….couldn't get the outs, but just stopping the ball 2x kept the game in check

JOKER

SETUP MEN

Good job JOKERS…….a hard fought 3 run lead almost disappeared in less than an inning……the two "Veteran Saviors" of the bullpen, looked like the same old characters ….well actually I have no idea what it looked like….but it sounded like shit as they got smacked around the stadium……..
Good thing Wilson had your back……

SMACK OF THE STICK :
COMCAST
If I wanted to listen to a ballgame, I woulda been born in the 50's…..
No today we got Satalites, High Def, Extra Inning Packages….and pay out the ASS for it…….just so we can listen to our $2500 Television like it was a goddamn RCA RADIO…….

BOCHY
I hear your head got downgraded from a Planet to a Moon…..my condolences…..

PADRES
Goddamnit……0-0 game into the ninth……gave up 3 fucking hits all night……lose the game on a walk off based loaded walk…….thats almost as bad as ending the game on a Benitez Balk…..