GAMEBALL and JOKE 5/5 GIANTS at CUBS

GAMEBALL and JOKE
5/5 GIANTS at CUBS


GAMEBALL

MOLINA

Dude…..Buster WHO????
The lame duck Bengie Molina, IS THE GIANTS OFFENSE……and today he put the Giants ahead early with a 3 run bomb in the first…..and that’s all the offense they would need…23% of RBI's, and 29% of the Giants HR's…..and it seems like all those HR's and RBI's are in pivotal situations…..and its almost as if Bengie knows he had to knock these runners in as he has gone the ENTIRE SEASON without a SINGLE WALK……
Resign the bastard, Move Posey to 3rd or OF or WHATEVER…just remember…..you take BENGIES BAT OUT OF THE LINEUP….2010 offense is WORSE than 2009…..


TIP OF THE CAP :
RENTERIA
Nifty bunt to start the 1st rally……scratched out a walk to start the 2nd rally……heck even threw in a SB…..

TIM
Was a little off his game, but still had enough to dominate a weak Cubs lineup for 7 solid……

RICHIE
Couple singles in the middle of two rallies

ROWAND
FINALLY….broke his 0 for 20 with a double with the bases juiced, breaking the game open…..

BURRISS
2 hits…..a walk and a steal…..showing signs…..showing signs…….

MERKIN
OK kids……you remember April 2008???? The Giants bullpen looked BAD ASS????
In key role was a flamethrower named MERKIN……..0.68 ERA….1.18 WHIP……..12 K's in 13 1/3 Innings…….A fastball, mixed in with the occasional nasty Slider and Change???? This is the kinda arm that Championship Bullpens are made off…….If he can stay healthy, throw strikes….he will be fine….and with Affeldt and Wilson already throwing BB's…..you got a trio of arms at the back end of the bullpen that will be worth a lot of wins…….


JOKER

PAINTED CHICKS

OK, I like to think I am liberal and open minded…
Equal opportunity, equal rights, you know …. all that shit
Make perfect sense that women should have the right to do the same things as men…….but listen…..we are talking Lawyers, Doctors, Professors, Politicians, and other positions of power……pretty sure Susan B Anthony was not fighting for your right to be a "Professional Sports Fan Body Painter"
First of all, your torso has um……private bits……that obscure the message presented….
Second of all, Body Painting is best done by over zealous male teenagers, or inebriated twenty-somethings as some sort of high testosterone, attention whore male bonding spectacle …..
So please, leave the infantile practice of body painting at sports venues to the men….it just makes sense…..and if you do feel the need to release your inner immature attention whore….might I suggest "Girls Gone Wild"…..

SMACK OF THE STICK :
LEWIS
Blogger Lewis, sat down and went over the finer points of hitting with Barry Bonds the other night…….since then…….4 for 23 with 6 K's and 2 walks…….not exactly Bonds like for sure……..
And although Fred was more aggressive at the plate today….he saw his batting average drop 19 points in one day, after being busted in on the hands and lunging at pitches Pablo woulda laid off……FREDDIE…..Go back and look at film from the last two years…..Back to the basics….Selectively aggressive with an opposite field stroke…….heck the way things are going for you, I would even try to inside out anything on the inner half…….