GAMEBALL and JOKE 5/6 GIANTS at ROCKIES

GAMEBALL and JOKE
5/6 GIANTS at ROCKIES


GAMEBALL

SAY HEY

Could throw, hit, run, catch, and hit for power……..Willie was and IS the man……The Phenom turned Legend……Heck even has one of those mythical pieces of Jewelry known as a Giants World Series Ring……...Dozens of ballplayers have been labeled the "Next" Willie Mays…..but as time always shows…..there is only ONE Willie Mays……
So Happy Birthday Willie Mays…….and in my minds eye I can see you patrolling ATT and can see you snatching sure triples at the 421 sign…..


TIP OF THE CAP :
BURRISS
Scored a run for the Giants….in a game…..serious……

ADAM WITTER
Fresno Catcher…..has HR's in 3 straight games…….going for 4 (game in progress)




JOKER

SUCK

It’s a long season, blah blah blah…..
Yeah, I could sit and rationalize things…..but that's not my job here….
You see my job here is to myopically condense the emotion of this ballgame into a couple of poorly proofread wanna-be paragraphs……
So you will have to excuse me if I shread not only rational though, but anything Strunk and White every held sacred……
Yes, the Giants weird ass road trip brought them to the Rocky Mountains, where the water runs clean, the living is easy, and nothing like a Cold Can of Suck to soothe a mans soul……and the Giants brought quite a bit of SUCK to tonights game…….
OUTCLASSED on both sides of the ball, by a team that was YOUNGER and BETTER
Randy's slow slurvy loopy shit was not match power bats of the Rockies
And watching Giants hitters try and touch 97 MPH heat on the corner was like watching MICHAEL J FOX try to ear JELLO with a pair of CHOPSTICKS…..although not nearly as funny…..

SMACK OF THE STICK :
LEWIS
A Special place for you Freddie……I don't know how you got there, but you are so deep inside your own noggin, I am starting to think you might not find your way back out……