GAMEBALL and JOKE 5/21 GIANTS at PADRES

Just in case you had grown accustom to pain the last two nights, fate had a new twist for us this evening…..and the twisting was the knife in our belly…….
After somehow managing to score more than one run in a game, all looked well……
AND THEN……………

GAMEBALL and JOKE
5/21 GIANTS at PADRES

GAMEBALL

ROWAND

Look at whats happened to Mr Whipping Boy…..after being moved to the leadoff spot, he has found his stroke and become the biggest threat in this anemic lineup……with a BOMB off the wall for a single and a solo shot Rowand is on fire……so leave this fucker in the leadoff spot until he cools off….god knows we need all the offense we can get

TIP OF THE CAP :
WINN
Been the only consistent threat for the Giants in San Diego….with his 3rd straight multi hit game…….

TIMMY
Pitched solid ball and kept the Giants in the game…..

JESUS
Welcome to the club…now if you are gonna be all thumbs around the bag, you better start hitting quick

JOKER

WILSON

From all star to twitter asshole to new favorite goat……..
Brian had a horrible ninth…with a squibber…..two walks …..and a hit batter to tie the game….and then on a 0-1 pitch the Anti Giant Scott Hairston singled home the winning run……and look what Hairston hit….a CURVE……I bet Mr 99 MPH uses this as an excuse to junk that pitch…….fucking JOKER

SMACK OF THE STICK :
ECKSTEIN
Complete bullshit if you ask me……Just happens to hang over the plate….and just HAPPENS to get hit on the arm….flinched about 1 inch but made NO effort to get out of the way…..come on Blue, enforce the rule……if the batter makes no attempt to get out of the way……no HBP……..of course I have only remember 1 time the rule was actually enforced…..Of course it was enforced against the Giants while facing the Dodgers

HAIRSTON
This bad joke keeps getting worse…..this guy owes his Major League Career to the Giants….and now Gerut has been sent packing……which means Scott gets the starts vs Righties now too… OH JOY!!!

PETCO
The House that was built "to be Bonds proof" is having unintended effects…..
This place was never really Bonds proof, but I can tell you its 2009 Giants proof…..in yet ANOTHER 3 game sweep, Petco has been a house of horrors……with the park holding every hard hit the Giants can muster….but its more than that……its very bad juju……..hard hit balls into tailor made double plays…….and then the Padres Chop and Squib and Bloop their runs…….the Giants are obviously hitting the ball too hard……just swing soft and maybe you can get lucky like the fucking Padres….