GAMEBALL and JOKE 5/3 ROOKIES at GIANTS

GAMEBALL and JOKE
5/3 ROOKIES at GIANTS


GAMEBALL

ZITO

Good god….is this for reals????
I am not sure what to do, my guts are telling me to hate, while my mind is cheering…….my body is at war with itself as I watch the Zito pitch today…..
Hitting his spots, making hitters look foolish…..inducing groundballs……not only does this not look like a Zito I have ever seen, this is better than I read about when he was back in Oaktown……He missed the "magical" average fastball of 86 by a hair at 85.86 MPH, but that didn't matter as he pitchers MASTERFULLY allowing 1 walk and 2 hits in 7 scoreless innings…….
So AGAIN we hand the ball over to the overpaid, overrated ZITO……if he keeps this up, the Giants might just end up over .500 this year…..


TIP OF THE CAP :
BURRISS
Well, after spending the first month of the year as a pussy ass slap hitting Judy from the left side…..Burriss has made some progress and become a pussy ass slapping hitting hitter…….Finally some hard hit balls to left field last couple of days which should help some confidence……now lets see you turn on a couple when they start busting you inside

LEWIS
FINALLY, grip it and rip it……on a team of hackers, Lewis is guily of the opposite sin….looking for a walk……you approach every pitch as if you are going to hit it…..you start looking for balls, and you will soon turn and head back to the dugout with your bat on your shoulder……

AURILIA
Proven veteran…….=)

PABLO
2nd steal of the year ……The same total as Lewis, Torres, and Velez combined…….

JOKER

MERKIN

What the fuck is going on……
Giants are 8-0 when Merkin is not in attendance……
1-4 when Merkin is in the house ( the win, was opening day)
Is the bad juju from all your past sins following you to the ballpark?
Are the jeers directed at the opposition having the opposite effect?
Is you breath really that bad?
Does god just HATE you???
Could it be gingivitis????
Whatever it is, baseball is a game of superstition and you are hearby banned from the stadium for any game for which you have not already purchased a ticket

SMACK OF THE STICK :
BATS
Isn't that just a given?

BOCHY
No reason, just wanted to see this again