GAMEBALL and JOKER--> CARDS at GIANTS 04/24

First day back the yard since opening day, and it was a blast… found my mid-season form with the voice and had a packed crowd…. even had a wave starter in the upperdeck try to get something started, but not enough cooperation and lots of boos….Quick pace and the giants were able to bring home a victory….. Good Times, Good Company…..Go Giants……

GAMEBALL and JOKER--> CARDS at GIANTS 04/24

GAMEBALL

ZITO

OK, going to the game means I probably have to listen to the Call In Show on KNBR….. I mean come on guys … not only do you have people lining up ready to let Zito teabag them,… many of these people are pissed off at the people who where on Zito's shit the last few years….. Good god, people….. Yes, he has been amazing…….but the "whiny" part of the Giants fanbase weren't expecting GREAT… we were hoping for NOT SO SUCKY…..ok, now that I have that off my chest, I was one of the doubters, and I was also in the middle of that BAR-RY chant……it’s a what have you done for me lately world out there…. and that sword cuts both ways……and Zito is getting all the love he every wanted right now……Man, I don't know what happened, buts something has gotten into Zito…… I bet he stuffed a unicorn up his ass…..and THAT"S what the mean by IT'S MAGIC INSIDE……..and BTW…congrats on ANOTHER GAMEBALL….

TIP OF THE CAP :
NATE
Just when it looked like Zito was going home with a No Decision, and we might be headed for one of the those 20 innings scoreless affairs……but Nate got his lone hit of the night in the perfect spot and came around in a Torres single for the lead…..

TORRES
Stayed on a Nasty Curve and muscled it up the middle for the RBI and the lead…….then came around on a Huff Sac Fly

HUFF
Never take a run scoring Sac Fly for granted…..

PABLO
NICE DP, solid in the field and 2 hits and a walk…..

WILSON
No stress, No Joke, No Problem…..

JOKER

PUJOLS

Wow, the "MACHINE" has been far from "WELL OILED" so far this weekend…..and its one thing to be schooled by the 2x Cy Young award winner……but Barry "Please Love Me" Zito? man, you looked like a scrub up there taking that called 3rd, and then arguing the with UMP…. and the Ump Just smiling, laughing and probably saying…..Dude. watch the replay and shut up and swing the damn bat next time……..but he is one badass MOFO…..hope that being the JOKER, doesn't wake up that bat……

SMACK OF THE STICK :
LARUSSA
Get your ass back on the bench before I kick your dog…..

DEROSA
What the hell happened in St Louis? Did you bang Pujols' wife or something? I mean she IS hot but was it really worth getting beaned twice in 2 nights???



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(The fine print: There will be cussing and bad taste. This is written with the heat of the moment feel you may have during the game, with rational though sprinkled in now and then. This is entertainment folks, sure there is a lot of truth and I am a genius, but this is all about having a laugh and enjoying the ride…….now lets go heckle Jeff Kent in when he gets inducted to Cooperstown..)




by merkin