GAMEBALL and JOKER--> GIANTS at ASTROS 04/06

GAMEBALL and JOKER--> GIANTS at ASTROS 04/06

GAMEBALL

ZITO

Damns you Barry Zito! Damns you to hell. All day long I thought about how great it was going to be to put you up here as the Joker. The arrogance, the failures, the stupid shit you keep saying….Man, it was going to be great…I would get laughs and everyone would love me at your expense….But no, you got to go out there and not only foil my premeditated Joker, but you turn in a performance so solid you force my hand and I have to give you the GAMEBALL out of fairness…So congratulations on the performance Barry……but I still think you are a jackass....

TIP OF THE CAP :
HUFF
So far so good, and that’s important as Giants fans are impatient when it comes to crafty vets brought in by Sabes……Aubrey got a couple hits including the jam shot to right-center to get the Giants on the board in the 6th…..then proceeded to keep the Giants out of their FOURTH double play of the day, getting a good jump and sliding hard into Astros 2nd baseman Keppinger….this play kept the inning alive allowing the Giants to plate 2 more runs……a close runner up to the gameball

RENTERIA
2 walks and 3 hits in 2 days… slow down buddy, we got to get used to production from you…..

JOAQUIN/ ROMO/ RUNZLER
2 Solid innings…man if everyone performs as expected this is the best and deepest bullpen I can remember the Giants EVER having….of course after all the brain cells I killed in college, my memory can be lacking……

WILSON
99.4 mph on the pitchfx? I'll take it……

G12
Jeez, already gave you a shout out yesterday…..but you had to up the ante…..
Way to represent, getting the shout out from K&K during the game and catching a Foul Ball….and that wasn't enough, got Timmy's auto, had a long chat with B Weez, heck I hear you even got Catherine Bach's digits


JOKER

ROWAND

Hey, I didn't want to do it, but you really leave me no choice…… how's that whole leadoff thing working out for you??? Not so good??? following up an 0 for 5 with an 0 for 5 is a great way to find splinters in your ass…. 10 outs in 2 days???? Well you are leading the team is something at least……and those 10 outs are 5 more than anyone else on the team……and hey, did you notice the only position in the lineup NOT to bat in the Giants 3 run 6th? Let me give you a clue…..You made the 3rd out in the 5th and lead off the 7th with an out……hey look on the bright side, at least you got 1 ball out of the infield today……F'ing JOKER…..

SMACK OF THE STICK :
MINUTE MAID PARK
OK, I can live with the stupid hill in center… and the glass windows in left are annoying, but whatever......but yet ANOTHER FLAW came to light tonight, as the contruction of the Crawford box wall makes it near impossible to determine a Home Run…..even in super slow mo you cannot see if the ball hits the bar or not…..what the hell, just paint the damn bar yellow of get rid of it…..we don't need to shut the game down so the umpires can go downstairs to have a goddamn snack……

ASTROS FANS
24K? Already no one is showing up? Man, baseball is back and I hear Texas loves its sports…..but where is everyone??? Was their a Tractor Pull and Cow Tipping convention in town or something??? Or maybe they were too busy Hunting Commie Bastids

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(The fine print: There will be cussing and bad taste. This is written with the heat of the moment feel you may have during the game, with rational though sprinkled in now and then. This is entertainment folks, sure there is a lot of truth and I am a genius, but this is all about having a laugh and enjoying the ride…….now lets go heckle Jeff Kent in when he gets inducted to Cooperstown..)




by merkin