GAMEBALL and JOKER--> PHILLIES at GIANTS 04/27

Don't have much time tonight, so got to rip through this….

Wow, I was a bit beat from work so I laid back on the couch…..and dozed off for a little while….I had the most fucked up dream…..Wellemeyer shut down the stacked Phillies offense…. Huff finally got one over the bricks as a Giant and Matt Downs hit a go ahead homer…….what a dream eh? next thing you know I will dream Whiteside hit a homer of an Ace like Halladay…..

GAMEBALL and JOKER--> PHILLIES at GIANTS 04/27

GAMEBALL

WELLEMEYER

This boy has taken a lot of abuse the first month of the season, and rightly so as he sucked about as bad as Joe Buck Live…..but tonight he mastered the Phillies with a little help from his friends and although there were many heroes, it is only fair that we recognize the man in the center of the Diamond with the GAMEBALL

TIP OF THE CAP :
DOWNS
That early call up magic that Franny never seemed to find, Downs has played solid D and smacked the go ahead homer……the luster will fade soon enough, but for now we can use anything we can get

NATE
just missed an OPPO homer, but the real highlights were the 2 assists at second….gotta love that shit……and somehow Nate has moved his average up to .300 with a .800+OPS…. Better than 2009 Winn and a fraction of the price…..

RENT
Played a good deek on Howard, and chipped in 3 hits and 2 BIG RBI's

PABLO
2 hits, 2 rbi, nothing stupid…..

TORRES
Walk and a Hit and a Steal……

HUFF
Tater……and that's what we are paying for…..keep it up….

RUNZLER/MEDDERS
The Phillies never had a chance

UTLEY
Gotta give props to that nice turn of the DP….of course, he only gets acknowledgement here if we are winning….


JOKER

HOWARD

Hey, I gots my $125 Million! OK, I can stop trying now…..DOH!!! Man they are going to have fun with that one in Philly…..first Halladay comes back to earth, now their rock of a 1stbaseman gets made the fool getting thrown out coasting into 2nd…..Sorry kid, the rules apply to all Income Levels……you arrogant JOKER…..

SMACK OF THE STICK :
UTLEY
And 9th inning down by 4 and nobody out…….GO FOR TWO!!!.....I bet Utley was thinking of how cool it would be to get back to that 40 doubles plateau……too bad it don't do shit to help your team……

DODGERS
Last Place…..Notorious Malcontents Padilla and Ramirez on the DL, Billingsley getting slapped around the yard, bullpen in tatters……Sure Kemp and Ethier are about a deadly a combo as there is in the NL….but those two and $9 will get you a beer at AT&T…….

BOWKER
Victim of the Nate Show in right…..with defense like THAT, you have to outhit Nate by a ton to get that job….and with Nate at .300….that means you have to hit…like 2.000….



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(The fine print: There will be cussing and bad taste. This is written with the heat of the moment feel you may have during the game, with rational though sprinkled in now and then. This is entertainment folks, sure there is a lot of truth and I am a genius, but this is all about having a laugh and enjoying the ride…….now lets go heckle Jeff Kent in when he gets inducted to Cooperstown..)




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