GAMEBALL and JOKER--> CARDS at GIANTS 04/25

Got stuff to do, so maybe a little shorter than usual

GAMEBALL and JOKER--> CARDS at GIANTS 04/25

GAMEBALL

TORRES

Put this guy at the top of the lineup and let him go a few games……after his late heroics on Saturday Andres collected 3 hits and made a couple long ranging plays look easy is his start on Sunday…. is there any doubt he would do better than Rowand? ok, maybe not as marketable, but remember Rowand is a .250 hitter with marginal power and low OBP….and Andres has MUCH more range than Captain Gamer……GAMEBALL for the midget boy….

TIP OF THE CAP :
PABLO
3 Hit Day, Good Panda, have some pie

NATE
2 hits…..

PEN
4 scoreless…..nice…..have some of Pablo's Pie, just keep your hand away from his mouth…….

JOKER

SABEAN

OK, Brian…… If its broke…..fix it……don't sit around an hope that Zito's Magic Ass Unicorn is going to solve your problems…… Pitching staff is dealing, the West is up for grabs…..hitters are stinkin up the joint…….get those calls in NOW…..sure teams are reluctant to trade this early in the year, but you better lay some groundwork down NOW…..of course come September we will get some non factor incremental bullshit for some genuine value pieces……good god you are a fucking JOKER…..

SMACK OF THE STICK :
BOCHY
3 guys with multi hit games… too bad those hits were spread out on opposite ends of the lineup and resulted in NADA runs ….pathetic

VELEZ/RENTERIA/DEROSA/ISHIKAWA
You all suck….

TIMMY
Good god, Penny was nasty…. and the one thing that stood out to me was….. I think Timmy showed him that changeup….. not a standard changeup, but a hard moving change with that "modified split" grip…..check this out Changeup Speed went from 85.7 to 88.5…. Vertical movement went from 6.7 to 4.5 (dropping 2.2 more inches) this is a harder change that drops more…. This "modified split' is likely easier to throw, and more deceptive and consistent…..and he's throwing it 30.4% of the time with about 47% offspeed, compared with 7% changeup and less than 30% offspeed in 2009… Tim, couldn't you wait until he was resigned before teaching him something so nasty?

MERKIN
Pujols Joker + Pojols 1st inning Game Winning Homer…..shit, I guess that is undeniable proof, big time major league stars are reading this now…..Wow, didn't realize the reach I had…..I need to be more careful what I write about……and since you are reading this….Mr Pujols…..can you send me an autographed ball please….I am your biggest fan…..and by the way, I got a line on some primo HGH if you are interested…..that is unless McGuire hasn't already hooked you up……

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(The fine print: There will be cussing and bad taste. This is written with the heat of the moment feel you may have during the game, with rational though sprinkled in now and then. This is entertainment folks, sure there is a lot of truth and I am a genius, but this is all about having a laugh and enjoying the ride…….now lets go heckle Jeff Kent in when he gets inducted to Cooperstown..)




by merkin