My friends, we have an unprecedented opportunity ahead of us. We have a chance to elect, not just a Giants Player, not just a Popular Athlete, but a man who truly appreciates his good fortune and understands that WE the FANS make the game. Sure Pablo is dynamic on the field, but he is also boisterous, fun loving and most of all respectful to the fans. You can see how humble this guy is in his interviews, and how respectful he is…despite his less than perfect English is always willing to talk to the media and the fans. Just think of the pride we will feel when we see Pablo with that SF Cap on his head in t he All Star Game, knowing you played a small part….. And better yet, Pablo will know that HIS LOYAL GIANTS FRIENDS helped put him there, and that my friends goes a long way in building Player/ Fan loyalty……
So tomorrow…..do your fellow fans a favor. Pack a sack lunch or whatever…and spend at least a solid 20 minutes of your lunch hour at your desk with your 9 Key Number Pad plugging away…still enough time to get fed, and you can help make that final push before the 1 PM Pacific Deadline…………Just think, we usually get about 150-200 hits on this …....if we all vote about 10x a minute for 20 min….that's like 30-40,000 votes…..could be the difference but first……click here and vote a few times will ya?
OK, enough sermoning, lets get to the meat of the matter……
GAMEBALL and JOKE
07/08 MARLINS at GIANTS
GAMEBALL
SADOWSKI
ICK….I think I liked the shaving cream face better…..Sure we all had dreams of Sadowski perhaps coming out of nowhere to break that 25 scoreless inning debut record…..but his lucky charm wore off, but I can hardly say that the glass slipper doesn't fit….Ryan pitched pretty well, despite a few walks….The Marlins had the book on the kid and he still was able to battle through the walks and defensive lapses to get into the 6th inning and giving the Giants a chance to win IF he has a little offense behind him…..what more can you ask from a #5 starter? So lets give the kid his due, his ball is moving around and time will tell if he sticks, but for the time being…..he is buying time for the blue chippers to marinate in the minors a little first……..
TIP OF THE CAP :
WINN
Winn made a nice throw to the plate to nail run #2
PABLO
Because we love you unconditionally, you big hairy man…..well, as long as you don't suck…….
TIMMY
For pitching tomorrow (Slim Pickens today!)
BURRISS
For clearing a space on the 40 man roster…..ouch……hope you get better soon
BOWKER
Welcome back to the show…..from Schulman here
JOKER
ISHIKAWA
OK Folks, I give up……Travis was my boy, I admit…..Loved him since I got to meet him in spring training back in '06….. Charismatic, HUGE POWERFUL LEGS (god I sound gay, not that there is anything wrong with that) slick glove, a position player full of promise in a mostly barren farm system….. and then after last years surge, and his great spring training, I thought this was the year………NOPE…….the power stroke from 2008 is there, but its just a tease…..the guy needs serious work on his swing…. I am no coach but even I can see him jerking his head off the ball…. Never seen so many swing through on balls it looks like he was going to cream….so today, not much in the way of offense, and then a ball ruled a hit that you SHOULDA had that lead to run #2. No that’s it, I have had it…..and I am thinking so have the Giants front office……so Bowker, did you bring your 1st baseman's mitt???
SMACK OF THE STICK :
FRANNY
Oh Boy…..looks like you ran out of hard hit balls right at people……with Uribe and Renteria stroking the ball, you got to play like Nate did to get a shot…..a pop up, and 24 bouncer, and a "semi hard hit grounder" ain't going to do it……life ain't fair kid, and its hit or sit………
VICTORINO
Yesterday we reviewed the Puppy Kicking and Baby Hating….. but today brings new revelations…. Victorino is always at the ready for a good hump….yup, he basically is advertising in SI that he likes to fuck…… sure, who doesn't like a good fuck now and then, but what happened to being tasteful? You don't advertise it, unless its your message board buddy and you want to get your dates to pose erotically and then send the pictures of your conquests to your benevolent Admin… you don't put that out in national magazines for kids et al to read……… Yes friends….Shane Victorino your Haphazardly Humping Hawaiian……
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So hope you enjoyed tonight and every night…..and go ahead and vote a few more times watching the news, sports, or that secret pleasure reality show your friends would laugh at if they knew……and if you needed one more reason to vote, Pablo signed my Girlfriend….yes, I yelled "HEY PANDA, SIGN MY GF" and pantomimed holding her up…was good for a laugh and smile from Pablo, and sure enough he came over and signed her……see below……
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